The Man and I were traveling back home last night after a decent trip to visit family. We were traveling during the evening and it was getting darker outside. I was spending my time writing, of course, and The Man knew I was working on something very sexy.
The Man: Having the font that small makes it very hard for me to read what you’re writing.
Me: O_O *few seconds pause* Aren’t you supposed to be paying attention to your driving and, you know, the road?
The Man: That’s why you should make it easier for me to read your document.
Since it was getting darker outside, I reduced the brightness on the tablet screen.
The Man: Making the screen darker certainly doesn’t help me out.